if anyone feels bad that their fic might contain medical inaccuracies, be comforted to know that whatever creative liberties you take with your medical scenes can never be worse than the one I just read. where one character tries to stop the bleeding on their friend’s head wound by putting a tourniquet around their neck
i feel like an often overlooked downside to 10-episode seasons and the death of the “monster of the week” format is that we get way less whump variety nowadays. used to be that there’d be dozens of opportunities for your fave to get punched or kidnapped or hypnotized or what have you. these days if it doesn’t fit into the main plot, it just doesn’t happen. this is a tragedy. we should be protesting.
hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that’s not how normal people play with toys
Yea, you had changelings and demonic possession and “brats” and “back talk”, and kids that were “not all there”, your aunt who’s “crazy”, and your second cousin no one ever talks about cuz he’s “special”, and if you’re fucking lucky, your elder uncle who lives a nice quiet life with his 70 lego sets and writes grocery stores about changing the light bulbs cuz they’re too harsh.
not to put this user on blast, but ohmygod this may be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen 😭😭
men love to make fun of women for overreacting in emergencies when they are, in fact, massively under-reacting
we have this conversation every hurricane season but if your man is refusing to evacuate for a natural disaster or shelter for a tornado because “it’s not that serious”, just leave, stop arguing, let him die. that’s my opinion. don’t die with him. write your number on his arm in permanent so they can call you when/if they find him in the floodwater and go. if he’s right, he’s already shown you his true colors by mocking your concern. if he’s wrong, he’s fucked.
According to the National Weather Service, 65% of direct hurricane victims are men. Not deaths during cleanup efforts, direct hurricane victims. So leave his ass to join that 65% and do not die with him.
What are are you gonna do stay with the dipshit and die too? Are you gonna fight the hurricane with the power of love?
It’s the general consensus from the safety community too, evacuate yourself and your pets and your children even if your spouse is stubbornly refusing to go. Do not kill yourself, other people you love and potentially future rescuers because your spouse thinks he’s stronger than a hurricane.
I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I’m right here. You don’t have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won’t be. Ever. This is not a discussion.
hate when I’m trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I’m thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.
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its okay babe i know things are pretty bad but one day a baby fox will frolick over our bones. the rubble, the decay, the decline….it will all be beautiful again
